The National Security Agency/Central Security Service
(NSA/CSS)
is home to America’s
codemakers and codebreakers.
We’ve been making and breaking
all your dirty little codes
since 1952.
Bro code, hanky code, the code of conduct,
gay-coded villains.
You name it, we broke it.
But so-called “US Citizens”
have been developing their own secrets (un-sanctioned)
faster than we can break them!
We’ve tried everything —
from email intercepts and metadata mining
to warrantless wiretaps —
but it’s time we ask for help.
Do Your Part for National Security
No codemaking or codebreaking experience necessary.
Simply fill out the forms below,
and send me the NSA your secrets directly!
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